PSA - Doorknobs

Doorknobs are there to assist not only with the opening but also the closing of doors, thus rendering unnecessary the need to wrap ones fingers around the edge of the door to *CLOSE* it.

Note to self...

Dear Self,

Gorram it!!! That HURT!

The base of your nail should NOT be indigo and purple with hints of fuchsia and teal of all things. No really - just because those colours occur in nature does not mean they belong THERE. Oh, and the diagonal burgundy stripe bruise across the pad of my finger, while rakish, really isn't helpful. Additionally, carefully avoiding the TIP of the finger so that I can still type does NOT make slamming that finger in the door ok in ANY way.

So yeah **OW**

NO LOVE.... Seriously,

The Management

( OWIE )